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People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, [for example] Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small [little balls]. They also are pussys and like to be touched by [older men].
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