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Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' [off the wall]
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when [kingdom come]
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if [that's what] you're sayin'
When we go down, when [kingdom come]
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when [kingdom come]
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb

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