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Heiferacanous Americanous is a large bodied, female homo sapien that typically displays no fashion sense, exhibits churlish grumpy behavior due to lack of sex, over consumes boxed wines, and responds excitedly if offered a [dinner date] at the [all you can eat buffet] at [the Golden Corral]. Sometimes found meandering in shopping malls purchasing clothes around size 7, instead of 14, because "it makes them look good". When returning home, the clothes are shoved into a closet, never to see the light of day, again. There are Heiferacanous Americanous polluting the eye candy visuals in the Caribbean and in Europe. The Heiferacanous Americanous sport numerous tattoos and piercings so as to better emulate the bovines they resemble.
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