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Home of the Army™ and the most bipolar weather you'll experience on the East Coast. One day will be +15°C and sunny, the next will be -10 with a [blizzard warning] in effect. God forbid you're training during the Spring or Fall, you'll yo-yo harder between [sweating bullets] and freezing solid than the shack rats deciding who they'll screw next. The fellas at the Weather Control Station are either asleep at the wheel, or the most Sadistic people on planet earth. 2. You'll experience the finest (fungus) cultures in the shacks. If your room has a black stain hidden away in the corner, try not to breathe during your stay. Same rule applies if you got an out-of-shape, 20-something contract rat who has made a permanent nest in the room, since [the last time] they were home was 3 or so years ago. If the mold or rancid BO don't kill you, the concoction of STI's you'll get from the shack rats will.
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