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Alex is a goofball who is afraid of touching his eyes. He is always in denial about needing glasses, despite [squinting] at [everything] from afar. His friends joke that he's afraid his fingers will poke his [eyeballs out], but Alex just laughs nervously and insists he has perfect vision. Yet, everyone secretly knows he's due for an eye check-up sooner rather than later.
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