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1. When [disgraced] sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or [frustrated]. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison". 2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a [reference] to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
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