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Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids [Incorporated].” He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the [generations] of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted. Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly. The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today. Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock, April 4th, [1869] - March 8th, 1969. The Cock [Foundation] was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock, Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
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