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A colinkohn is a person who is an asshole and has no real or actual purpose in life other than to think they’re the sh*t but in reality are extremely inferior to others. They are dick-ridden by all their friends and are the ‘Alpha Daddy’ to their friend group of insecure, ego-complex boys and hideous [pick me girls]. They get no attractive girls and usually go for manly looking women similar to their mom; usually a box-muncher with a masculine face and body. They have an orange skintone like [Donald Trump] or an Oompaloompa. They talk crap and spread rumors about people he dislikes but it’s actually embarrassing for him and only him. They’re also a super ugly guy with a mega douche personality. They hate [american girls].
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