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A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you [will] feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind [will] start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind [will] say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him [don]'t you?" And you'll say, "no I [don]'t!" and the mind [will] say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
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