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An [Equestrian] Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high [equestrian] socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy [Jack Russell] with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
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