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In a land not far, but oh so strange, Lived a man whose height was a bit [deranged]. With a magical stride, he'd take juno for a ride. He'd sneak into homes, oh what a sight, To steal your toothpaste in the dead of night. Then wake you up with a [thunderous] blast, An [atomic bomb] fart, as he chuckled and tiptoed past. On his chest, scars of battle show clear. But oddly enough, they only sought To appear when Juno, his feline friend Would come near. So beware! There's a man with a can of Tennent's, he'll share, In his hand, a vape, the Noncealizer, beware!
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