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A [one of a kind] women, the kind you [go to war] for. Mommy Ortega is the modern day Athena, she is a goddess with titties that bounce like that chubby black kid at an urban air, and an ass sculpted by [Michelangelo]. The act of getting Ortega'd involves Jenna Ortega formulating before your eyes all oiled up (in canola oil for cooking purposes) and going to the proverbial "town". Even gay guys drop their pants to get pegged by "mommy".
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