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(Verse 1) He's just Dan, and he's got a grand 'stache, People stop and stare, they just can't match, Everywhere he goes, he's the talk of the town, With his stylish 'stache, he never wears a frown. (Chorus) He's Dan, oh so grand, With his moustache, he's the man, Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan, He's Dan, oh so grand. (Verse 2) From the tips of his lip, to the curl on his face, Dan's moustache brings a certain grace, He walks with swagger, confidence in his stride, Mogging all the others, he's got nothing to hide. (Chorus) He's Dan, oh so grand, With his moustache, he's the man, Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan, He's Dan, oh so grand. (Bridge) With each twirl and twist, he asserts his reign, In the world of 'staches, he'll always reign. So if you see him passing by, Tip your hat to Dan, with his 'stache so spry. (Chorus) He's Dan, oh so grand, With his moustache, he's the man, Mogging everyone, yeah, that's his plan, He's Dan, oh so grand.
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