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[The golden] laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide [under the table] until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and [skull fuck] him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
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