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A woman who suffers from an [unfortunate] combination of HPD, BPD and NPD but self-diagnosed her problems as “ADHD.”

Symptoms often include a pattern of temporarily and obsessively creating new personas to confuse others for lack of accomplishments and accolades. She exhibits pathological and compulsive lying, can’t maintain long-term employment, a stable [relationship] and often plays the victim when confronted. She is perpetually enrolled in a “program,” but is unemployable due to her deceptive unethical behavior and [unnecessary] need to create chaos. She may have multiple side jobs but incapable of supporting herself. Often exhibits mirroring techniques to be “relatable.” Will create false stories to mimic individuals she engages with.

Previous treatments in the past would have included a lobotomy or a disappointment room. It’s important to understand the parasitic nature could negatively affect the [psychological] health of those she comes in contact with, children included. If you encounter a woman with Sarah Louise Syndrome, it is best to not even be cordial or acknowledge her existence, as any form of interaction could negatively affect your happiness and cause PTSD. There is no treatment for human parasites but with implementing boundaries, you may find those with this syndrome scurry or recoil once publicly confronted and held [accountable].

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