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A person (always male) who has a short stature, long hair, and a friendly attitude. This man has a very chill demeanor and [optimistic] outlook, but also has a tendency to overthink things to the point where others (namely friends, family, and coworkers), assume or feel as if he is, or attempting to, [procrastinate] or avoid his current task. But in reality he is just waiting to begin until he has a general blueprint or design to both efficiently and correctly accomplish his goal. He has also been known to partake in [4:20] ritual traditions. All in all this man is a dependable loyal friend for life, unless you break his trust in which case he can and most likely will become cool distant and detached from caring about the betrayer. If he feels offended hurt or upset enough with this trust breaker, he does become quite [vindictive] but never acts until least expected then hits them with a very decisive, petty, and very uniquely engineered revenge that will subconsciously target the mental, emotional, and [social health] of the individual in a way that is comparable to the physical sensation of a long needle slowly being inserted into the base of the skull until it fully enters the brain stem.
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