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Emork is a title bestowed upon a person of great emoness and amazingness. The origins of this title are not exactly clear, but the word itself is composed of the word “emo” and the name “Mark” (as in the Gospel of Mark).

The current instated Emorks are lovely people and are usually very clueless. They are very trusting and [have your back] no matter what. Emorks are incredibly and unnaturally tall but will deny it when someone mentions their height. They are not very sporty but rather very clumsy but at the same time, very sneaky.

Emork enjoys hairflips possibly even more than Loki (from the Marvel show Loki) himself. When Emork smiles, you will not only be enlightened, but you will also feel scared as he unleashes his true power. Emork is a goofy person and will giggle (and possibly kick their feet) at any joke made whether it's funny or not.

Emorks are rich bitches that enjoy math, technology, robotics and listening to [classical music] like a nerd. Emorks are about as smooth as a bag of gravel when it comes to romance, unless being incredibly gay with “friends”.

Emork is either [traumatized] or [observant] as a fucking piece of broccoli, as when stalked very poorly, he does not notice.

Emorks are in denial about many things, so tread carefully, as they will be in denial about their gayness, emoness, and height.

Emork controls light and is worshipped in the religion of Emorkanism.

Emorks are great people and a very [sPeCiAl fRiEnD] (mmm).

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