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Bearbies are, hence the name, resemble and are a subspecies of baby bears. They are born when two gay men (usually one being a “bear”) have sex. They are typically quite dimwitted - exhibiting very erratic behaviors such as screaming, crying, pooping, and breaking things, however most bearbies are incredibly smart in one specific field of their choosing, such as [Scientology] or archeology. They will often have nonsensical names - such as ploopy, pleepy, bertrude, mistletoe, and even “bearby”.
There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species - perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies.
Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most [intelligent] and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a gold-ish color.
Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things.
Sus Bearbies will destroy [everything] in their path and kill other bearbies. They are incredibly [manipulative] and will flinch all over the place.

Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. [Of course]; they can die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of 20,000 bearbies a day, with their bearby makers.

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