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A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives [fellatio] from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them [in the eyes] with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily [blinding] them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"
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