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The first and bestest of all Custodes. He was the first Captain-General of the [Adeptus Custodes], aka. God's Banana Janitor's Lord Banana, noted to have the emotions of a withered prune. Has a terminal lack of [emotional] responses, a few thousand names, the title the Emperor's spear, and a stabby lie-detector [on a stick](aka the Apollonian Spear).
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