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One combining the gene pool of elder son of balding monk power and that of [massive schlong]. Said schlong will generally drag across the floor absorbing any and all toddlers in its path. If this very visual characteristic is not [immediately] noted, please report the offending Sean to your local [authorities] to ensure adequate detainment of both the Sean and the toddler-ridden Schlong. Might be gay, we'll see.
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