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He’s the type of guy you can trust; anytime you need something or someone to talk to, even if it’s really private or personal, you can talk to him about it. He may not give the best advice or comfort but he’s surely shows you that he cares for your thoughts and opinions. He’s also charming, loving, caring and loyal. Basically the type of lover you would dream of if you had to describe what a good lover is. He’s also goofy, and heavily into a subject(or hobby) that he likes to do or watch. Not to mention a hardworking and dedicated man when he genuinely tries. Sure he has his downs, he can be slow and slightly toxic, maybe even stubborn as well. However, you will always know where his heart is placed. He’s reasonable and isn’t scared to show his emotions. Bonus thing about him too: he’s very GOOD in bed. Probably the most hidden freak known to man. So if you find an Alonzo, try to keep him for yourself. He’s a rare catch to find.
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