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Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be [turning left] onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people [driving around] completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look [straight ahead] completely unaware of their actions.

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