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The scenario: The rangers player got dribbled past in the box by a Celtic player from which he dived. The VAR Person is female.

Rangers player (still whinging): AHH! REF! PENALTY!! The Celtic defender + goalie: Och! Get up the noo! Ya diver! The Ref: Yeah thats a dive mate VAR Person (saying in the refs earpiece): OH NO ITS NOT! Ref: Its clear he did no touch him! VAR Person: But, but, but the player is in my fantasy team! Ref: So? He was a bloody meter away! Var Person: But, but, but (starts crying) WAHHHH! IM A RANGERS FAN!!! WAHHHHH! Ref: Ive got no choice Ref: Sadly, its a pen. Rangers player: YAYYYYY!!! Var Person: YAYYYYYY! Now i can get back to Fortnite OG! Celtic Defender: What in the hell are these guys on? Goalie: They're high thats for sure. Ref: *gives* Rangers Player decides to punch the defender in the face Ref: RED CARD! YOUR FUCKING OFF! VAR Person: WAHHHHHHHH! HE'S IN MY FANTASY TEAM!!

Var person: I also have a fantasy of him fucking me with his 10 inch cock! Ref: No fanfic in stadia! Var person: But im the Var Person! And he's so hot! *Starts moaning rapidly* Ref: AYE THATS IT! IM NO LISTENING TO YA! HE'S FUCKING OFF! Var person: Great! Now he can fuck me in peace! Ref: SORRY BUT YOU'VE NO GOT A CHANCE WITH HIM!

Ref: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITCH! Rangers player: ok Rangers takes the pen They miss Celtic win the scottish cup They win the Champions League The fanfic of the var person and rangers player will continue soon

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