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The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly [attractive] a peeled avocado a one [saltine cracker] and of course youre penis. first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. [Immediately] after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
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