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Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or [lumber jack], only with douches. To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to [appropriate] sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete [the douche] process.
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