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A vulgar, swinish, amorphous blob of a creature that is commonly found in Brazil and the [United States], especially the southeast. Also commonly known as amerimutts as well as more [politically correct] terms such as melungeon and pardo, these hideously complected beasts of ambiguous origin are the product of centuries of outbreeding and inbreeding tracing back to the colonial era.

Appearance: They smell and look like bloated pig carcasses, are quite squat, and are prone to morbid obesity and other such health problems.

Mannerisms: Violent mongrels that can’t control their anger, especially when [intoxicated] with alcohol. Often beat or shoot each other up over bullshit like sports or politics, and [even] disown family members over petty disputes. Also will fuck anything that moves, be it a jungle savage, his own sister, or even going as low as to fuck livestock.

Hobbies: Eating McDonald’s, shopping at Walmart, worshipping niggers and Jews, voting in bullshit elections, fear-mongering about random garbage, Calling eastern/southern Europeans “nonwhites”, bringing shame to actual white Americans.

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