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noun \'fir 'bo-nər\ An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear. //getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying. //rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
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