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I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises. even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
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