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Old man with [handlebar mustache] who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers) He is often [rejected] and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself [in the dark] corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”. (Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
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