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A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out [in the wild] diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are [invasive species] and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of [vegetables], but has recently started eating meats.
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