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To offer to pay someone for sex

Hym "Say... Did I ever tell you guys about the time some weird old guy solicited me for [prostitution]? No!? Alright, so, you guys remember how my car broke down and I was completely out of money? Well, shortly after I was hired at my current job, I was walking to this gas station that's like 5 miles away from my apartment because I wanted to get some edibles, right? And on the walk back from the gas station it started raining. So, I'm walking on the sidewalk and the car pulls up next to me and the guy driving offers me a ride and AS I GET IN he's like 'You looked too good to pass up' and in my head I'm like 'Nigga, WHAT!? That's a little weird. Maybe he's just a little weird.' So I get in and he's giving me the 3rd degree and he's like 'So why are you walking out in the rain?' And I'm like 'Yeah, you know, my car broke down. Just started a new job. Haven't made enough money to replace it.' And this fucking guys says to me 'Well, if you need money you could give me a message' and I'm like 'Nah, that's not going to happen.' And THIS [MOTHERFUCKER'S] response is 'Well, I'D be the one giving YOU [the message].' Clearly insinuating, like, a prostate message. As if THAT (who would be pitching and who would be catching) would have been [difference]. THAT was [supposed to] tip the scales back in his favor. 'And I'm like, yeah, no. I don't fucking need the money that bad.'

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