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Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊 Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James: 1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it. 2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller. 3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1 4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
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