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Cloysters are human excrement in one of 2 forms, varying in quality and size depending on the type and maturity of the cloyster as well as its broad chemical compostion. 1. Inner cloyster - An internal [conglomerate] of [fecal matter] that may have taken years to [accumulate] in the lower bowel. These are typically "high quality cloysters" and are usually much smaller in size and denser than outer cloysters. 2. Outer cloyster - often occuring on people who have not had a shower for a couple of weeks. These are also often referred to as "inferior cloysters" and are usually dry and light in colour. Note: There may also be a book detailing the physical properties and variation of cloysters and details how to grow your own.
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