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The "Yondu" refers to the outcome of a rather kinky sexual situation. The chain of action to achieve a Yondu status goes as follows. To start with you take a girl who is on her period to the bathroom. As soon as you get a hold of the blood-soaked tampon you smack it [on the tiles] making it stick to it. Then the guy shoots a load of semen on it acting as the adhesive agent. With the help of a confident movement from the guy holding the back of the girl's head, the tampon gets glued to the forehead. The last step of becoming Yondu is being able to deliver a constant blow [whistle sound] while being fingered in her "raccoon" meaning her vagina. If the whistle is [satisfactory] to the guy she gains full control of his "arrow" meaning his penis in this setup.
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