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Shorter form of "Shutzstaffel" ( " protection squad") is an organisation of the Nazi regime or also called the third Reich. Directed by Himmler there were, to make short, three types of SS :

- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS ([Professional])
- SS Totenkopf ([Professional] but in [concentration camp])

But all of them were doing the worst things

You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never [communists])
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.

So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way

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