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a ripple is a disturbance to the air resulting from a fart. typically sinusoidal in form, ripples vary in frequency and periodicity in accordance with the velocity and #stinkprofile of a given assblast. on rare occasion, a ripple may [double back] on itself, taking the form of a parametric curve. in this case, the vibrating [farticules] may produce intensities of stink that are frankly immeasurable. while ripples were first described in rudimentary form by maimonides, and subsequently by [leonardo davinci], it was not until the late nineteenth century that johnald g. stinkefeller, then seven years old, first documented the shape of a ripple using a device of his own devising known as a #blastmeter. forty years later, his calculations were confirmed by Albrecht A. Anustain.
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