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The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate [ass cheeks] don't touch the [toilet seat] which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from [other people's] anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.
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