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When you have issues with hearing and your ears, they are Earshoes, suggesting you are wearing shoes on your ears but really just have hearing issues and can't/haven't heard or have auditory [processing] [difficulty]. Example, Paul yells upstairs to Pete, 'Shit man, strewth it's straya'. Pete says (he heard), :[the shit] fan and spewed out every layer'. Paul knows Pete didn't hear right and tells Pete, 'you are wearing your ear shoes' and to 'take them off and to try again.'
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