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The only woman to have the most [reminiscent] [facial expressions] during any photo shoot, and to not deserve her name capitalized.  Her face is that of a manequins, forever frozen in time.  She lacks personality, manners, respect, personality, a personality, and a personality.  She lacks persona: The kind of thing that makes a human being descent to deal with by every hard working american and any other human being of good nature around the world.  People like her give a terrorist a reason to terrorize america in any way, whether it be trench coat flashing, bombing themselves to hell, or flying a plane into a building(All respect goes to the families  ***Peice***)  
    She has the chin of a [professional wrestler] and the body of a year old corpse.  Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period.  
    She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing.  What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would [honestly] be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.

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