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My man is [the number one] and only floss master 5000. He was at work when moo cow challenged him to a random floss off with his son.They were working in a stinky, abusive environment and it made moo cow [udderly] aggresive .he tried to get lord leigh when he wasn't expecting it to a dance off. He managed to create the perfect floss off that his son just could not lose. Moo cow was certain he would be proud of a calf finally and not be ashamed any more of his crap calfs.there was no way anyone would beat his just ok flosser, its not a very common dance off either .but he was very wrong. Lord leigh did the impossible and winged [the fuck out of] [the best ever] floss off with poise, style, flapping his arms like a flappy fish finger over his head. every move was beautiful even the stupid ones.The [straight lines] were immaculate and if he could get 101 % for above perfection he would .But its not a real number idiots, is it?.Everyone cried happy tears even moo cow whos a milking heffa who has never known that he could have that feeling its absolute ultimate bliss usually only felt by monks. Lord leigh was given a gold medal and a crown from moo cow and how he managed to pull off the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves noone will ever know. It's a miracle , it's so rare ,only 2 lords in the world will ever reach this level of heirarchy perfection, actual heavenly high . one day he will be the king of flossy flossy bum bum silly poos university.

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