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My man is [the number one] and only floss master 5000. He was challenged at work when Steve Davies challenged him to a random floss off with his son Zai. They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged [the fuck out of] the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful [straight lines] and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000
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