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An orthobro is a male, usually late teens to early 20s, who practices Orthodoxy exclusively online. They are very arrogant and think they know all truths because of Jay Dyer, They are usually physically unattractive and use religion as a way to excuse the fact they've struggled to achieve any success with women. They usually are not leading with Jesus and are just leading with ORTHODOXY. .You can imagine them chanting in their rooms saying "I AM ORTHODOX" while dancing around in prideful manner in order to feel good about not having a good [personality] or having done anything useful in their lives while surrounded by a bunch of icons they think buys them [social status].

Lots are likely to be obsessed with [white skin] and blue eyes and are into alt-right style hippie diets like meat only diet. If you disagree with them, they are likely to label you a CIA agent. They are [propagandized] by a bunch of pro-Russia and low level russian disinfo accounts that use orthodoxy for propaganda.

They are likely to think all science is bad while they play pc games (that are possible due to science) and will think science is part of the antichrist plot to murder all Christians.

They generally are lacking love in their hearts and just use orthodoxy to feed their narcissism that comes from being wounded growing up.

Some will probably convert to Islam because of the more "based" views on women. They will likely get burned out of Orthodox [Christianity] within a few years.

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