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When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while [taking a shit], that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and [immediately] stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the [toilet water] as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
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