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The cheerful celebratory dance of manhood. Usually, though not [necessarily], performed after a nice hot shower. Often used as an [emotional outlet] when feeling: cheeky, happy, horny or bored; Also very useful when communing with nature while [in the nude]. The traditional slap dance is performed by twisting the torso back and forth very rapidly while keeping both feet squarely planted. This rapid twisting motion propels the penis (and often the scrotum as well) from side to side causing an incontrovertible “slapping” effect as the aforementioned articles collide violently with the legs.
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