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Acronym: Missing Presumed Pissed: Used when persons do not show at work at the appointed time when there is no [reasonable] excuse other than excessive alcohol intake the previous night. Also used for any other inexplicable absence. The only valid excuse for tardiness. The term has a close [association] with being "As pissed as a mattress" ie having visited an establishment where "I know a place where they have food" or is [otherwise] skanky.
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