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lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream. girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins" doctor: "oh, you're living the [american dream]!". girl two: "she's not living the [american dreams], she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way" *doctor punches girl one out of jealousy* *girl two pees on girl one for dominance* girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns girl two: " heheheheheh *girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.* and that's the [american dream].
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