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A Tacoblow is a rare but deadly human-made disaster. It occurs when one eats so much Taco Bell that they are forced to blow up a bathroom. However, blowing up a bathroom is fairly normal after eating Taco Bell, so why are Tacoblows uncommon? Well, while normal [limited edition] lava-style poop only heats up to 150⁰ F maximum, Tacoblow causing [limited edition] lava-style poop is literally hotter than lava, at up to 70000⁰ F in temperature, making it ultra [limited edition] lava-style poop MOLTEN GOLD GILDED. This extreme flow of toxic bean-burrito sludge can then melt a hole into the Earth's crust up to 50 feet deep and 10 feet wide, but this is still not too uncommon after a week of heavy Taco Bell consumption.

So, why are Tacoblows so rare? Well, for a Tacoblow to occur, the pit that the sludge forms has to be directly over a large underground gas pipeline, and an abandoned ICBM silo. Firstly, the ultra limited edition lava-style poopMOLTEN GOLD GILDED has to melt into the gas pipeline, heating up and igniting the gas. Then, the gas [exploded] toxic bean-burrito sludge melts through the ICBM silo, igniting the ICBM. The resulting Thermopoopular blast can [obliterate] anything in a 5 mile radius, melt through concrete walls in a 10 mile radius, melt through wood in a 20 mile radius, set wood and clothes on fire in a 30 mile radius, send bits of cooled bean-burrito sludge flying in a 40 mile radius, and half-dirtying anything in a 50 mile radius.

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