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A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit. The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst. Durst wore a red cap Like [all the time] Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self. Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida. Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while [dumpster diving] in his search for a wife. In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming [presidential campaign]! And the Red MAGA Hat was born
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