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A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a [truck driver] or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He [masturbates] vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his [trucker horn] at crab infested women in convertibles.
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